my thoughts on twilight, and more.

everyone is extremely obsessed with twilight these days and i dont understand why. ive read the books and honestly, i can find more things i hate than i like.

alright, now before you go and say'omg how can you hate twilight, edward is TEH SECKS!' just hear me out. ill start off with the vampires in general. the 'vampires' in twilight are complete disgraces to vampires everywhere. like honestly, what kind of self respecting vampire doesnt like to drink human blood? vampires usually find joy in piercing there fangs into - oh wait, they dont even fracking have fangs. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? NO FANGS? NOT A VAMPIRE! moving on. they also dont die in the sun. they dont even get hurt. they freaking sparkle. what is that? can you get any gayer (not that im against gay people in any way shape or form. love is love, really doesnt matter who its between). the only vampire quality they have is being pale.moving on to our main vampire, edward. edward anthony mason cullen is a pedofile. he is 108 years old and watches a 17 year old girl sleep. that is honestly scary. edward, on top of being a pedo, has no personality. he needs to go and steal one from that dead person over there, cuz even dead, and i mean dead as in not moving...no longer having the ability to walk or function in any way dead - have more personality than him. so to conclude on edward, he is a pansy and a pedo creeper.bella swan is our main character. all she ever thinks about is edward, and its horribly dry. she is an idiot, dispite getting good grades in school. when edward leaves in new moon (sorry, spoiler, but idc) she gets all 'WAHHHHH, EDWARDS GONE, MUST BECOME A VEGETABLE!' and honestly doesn nothing but sit there until charlie yells at her. shes stupid. she broke up with a guy, like get over him. normal people are able to do that, stupid girl from pheonix.the villans in this story are also very unorigional and not scary...or villionus (not a word...i dont think) in any way shape or form. voldemort is a villan. hehas depth. he has a reason for being how he is. james and victoria and laurant and the volturi dont. they simply are.the werewolves are the only thing in the whole damned story ilike, because some of them...well only jacob really, are round characters, unlike the vampires and bella. the imprinting thing is stupid though.on to the plot............there isnt one.and stephenie meyer is stupid as well because really, jacob wouldnt have imprinted on renesmee because vamps and werewovles are mortal (immortal in this case) enemies, and her being half vamp would have stopped that.also, bella has a sexual attraction to dead bodies. she had sexual relations witha dead body. that is illegal and truly discusting.last thing im gonna say on this topic: people may think edward cullen is perfect, but bill kaulitz actually exists, so go be obsessed with him, because hes sexy and pretty damn near perfect.

on to another note.

recently, i have found myself obsessed with mythological creatures. is that weird? i find the prospect of dragons and fairys and all sorts of other creatures fanisnating. and if im bring honest, i believe in them.

onto my school day.
lordy lordy, i hate highschool...thats a lie, i actually love it because this semester i have science AND math:D they rock. i actually only hate english. i dont like opinion peices or to kill a mockingbird.

well the only point of this was to vent on twilight. so byeeeessss(L)